The Basic Instructions Store 



Welcome to the online store for the Basic Instructions comic. Here you can find shirts with images and quotes from Basic Instructions.

Is there a strip, panel or quote you'd love to have on a shirt? Just let me know, and I can easily build one for you!

 

The Coolest T-shirt 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 20.49

If Poop Pooped Shirt 

Women's T-Shirt
$ 13.99

"House Rules" T-Shirt- By Request 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 20.49

Kirk vs. Picard - Logo Back, by Request 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 21.99

"A Fine Poncho" - Ladies Long Sleeve  

Women's Long Sleeve Jersey T-Shirt
$ 25.49

Glow Skull - Women's Lightweight 

Women's T-Shirt
$ 13.99

Glow Skull - Men's Lightweight 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 13.99

How to Greet People 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 20.49

How to Curse Without Cursing 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 20.49

World's Most Violent Logo (with address) 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 23.49

I Am an Adult - for him 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 13.99

I Am an Adult - for her 

Women's T-Shirt by American Apparel
$ 21.99

Smarter Than a Monkey - for him 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 18.99

Smarter Than a Monkey - for her 

Women's T-Shirt by American Apparel
$ 21.99

The World's Most Violent Logo 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 20.49

Meyer Head - Black Print 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 18.99

Meyer Head - White Print 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 18.99

Compound Costumes 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.49

Smoking 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.49

On My Mind 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.49

A Fine Poncho 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.49

Kirk vs. Picard - White Print 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 18.99

Danger - White Print 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 13.99

You Are Inadequate - Yellow Print 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 13.99

Roomier - White Print 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
$ 18.99

Shove Off - White Print 

Junior's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Temporarily Unavailable  

Booze is Good - Black Print 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 13.99